Eediat: Though derived from the english “idiot”, has a more complex meaning, taking into account the original english meaning but also taken to describe something so messed up, by right it ought not to be.

Guvament: “Government”, nothing more, jus’ how we chat, though spoken with an air of disdain.

Eediat people elect eediat guvament, regardless of party, as either side caters to their supporters and neglect true development, true progress.